The Declarer (Floyd McWilliams' Blog)

Friday, January 10, 2003

Today's Lileks has this great throwaway line:

The presence of Cameron Diaz doesn’t help either - for a month I had to turn away from that awful Vanity Fair cover, which showed she has successfully completed her transition into America’s Happiest Skeleton.

I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds Diaz creepy. It's not just that she's skinny; it's those sunken eyeballs. I knew a woman who lived across the parking lot from me in college, and she had the same sunken eye syndrome. Said woman had photos from when she was 15 pounds heavier and she looked great. Someone airlift poor Cameron a few dozen milkshakes!



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