The Declarer (Floyd McWilliams' Blog)

Tuesday, September 28, 2004



Sunday ... Sunday ... Someday
At the Colosseum

See Marco Scutaro
Jump a dirt bike
Over Bartolo Colon
Eating a cardboard box
Covered in refried beans

Thrill as Tim Hudson
Breaks Barry Zito's guitar
Over Vladimir Guerrero's head

Chill as Jermaine Dye
Picks up a shaving cream pie
And then
You will just have to be there

Admission is still $26
Kids and old people
Are not allowed

Stick around
After the show
For a performance
By the band Limozeen!


2 comments

2 Comments:

Your HomestarRunner link is 404'd, which is still pretty damn funny (you left out he 'l' in html). You may want to fix that, or the whole post is sorta of a "huh?"

By Blogger Richard, at 5:13 PM  

Oops -- fixed! Thanks for the heads-up.

By Blogger Floyd, at 1:42 PM  

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