The Declarer (Floyd McWilliams' Blog)

Sunday, August 14, 2005

An Open Letter To The Suckass Differently Abled Teams In Our Division

It wouldn't kill you to play well against other contenders for the Oakland A's division and wildcard playoff spots. All we ask is that you not toss an entire series at the many-headed evil that goes by the names of Angels and Yankees. If you sucked fractionally less, you might win one game out of three. Thank you.

It's unfair to be hard on the Mariners, who are the very definition of hapless -- and who did sweep the Angels (in a four game series in Anaheim!), something the A's have yet to do this season. But the Rangers are so vile and misanthropic that they probably throw games on purpose.



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